Some Basic Rules For Adults

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• Don't put it in crazy, don't let crazy in (as appropriate).
• Never argue with the weather.
• Deeds over words.
• True friends are like diamonds, watch their backs and they'll watch yours.
• Once you start shooting you can't go back to talking.
• Similarly, don't pull it unless you intend to use it.
• Don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cash.
• If you can't take a hit, don't throw a punch.
• You don't have to raise your voice to make yourself heard, and you don't have to be jerk just because someone is being a jerk to you.
• Know where and with whom you're welcome. If you find yourself unwelcome? Quickly and politely leave. 

Just a few random thoughts I may or may not add to.